tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2087180832730422798.post5124151383967942890..comments2023-05-05T04:35:26.257-05:00Comments on The Half-Assed Housewife: Swim Suits are Evil!The Half Assed Housewifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07245887300735461645noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2087180832730422798.post-3968790757770707142009-07-28T13:50:36.040-05:002009-07-28T13:50:36.040-05:00Love, love, love those shorts! I love tankinis (we...Love, love, <i>love</i> those shorts! I love tankinis (well, as much as I can love a swimsuit when I was obviously not given a body that should be seen in one), but I still have an issue with the bottom half. And not just the size of my bottom half, although that needs work too. I'm talking the pale-cottage cheesy-veiny aspect of my bottom half. I'm not totally huge and I don't really even have varicose veins to speak of, but I've got about six inches below the typical leg hole that looks much better concealed by fabric. I know people that swear by Lands' End's suits for their fit, but they don't usually grab me. I love your choice---pretty colors and pattern, sensible, but still sassy enough to look young. I might have to hit Nordstrom's myself.Mom2Peachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12496623116530601482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2087180832730422798.post-40001363095118649232009-07-23T16:01:25.552-05:002009-07-23T16:01:25.552-05:00Cute suit! And I completely agree about dressing r...Cute suit! And I completely agree about dressing room lights. They gross me out every time I go shopping! Seriously, who looks good in that lighting???~KC~https://www.blogger.com/profile/16938765430804767877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2087180832730422798.post-69933899369105302152009-07-23T02:18:54.497-05:002009-07-23T02:18:54.497-05:00"the swimsuit model's boobs are much clos..."the swimsuit model's boobs are much closer to her shoulders than her elbows" ahahahahahaha I'm torn between laughing and crying. I'm too selfish to have a baby! The toll on my body will have me weeping.<br />Good luck! Maybe your glow-in-the-dark skin will catch a tan :PDanya A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16042138564915567347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2087180832730422798.post-25892178635894806062009-07-22T22:43:49.021-05:002009-07-22T22:43:49.021-05:00After an awful "wardrobe malfunction" at...After an awful "wardrobe malfunction" at a water park, I wear a one piece! BTW, I love those colors!!!hustlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16259302647615107419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2087180832730422798.post-36805379345063812142009-07-22T22:05:37.079-05:002009-07-22T22:05:37.079-05:00That looks like a fair compromise-comfy and not to...That looks like a fair compromise-comfy and not too much hanging out. I on the other hand, do not give a shit, so I put on the bikini and scare the hell out of people. Yes I do. I really have no choice though, as for some reasons, my boobs are way too high and any one piece suit never reaches high enough to cover them. it is freakishPaigehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01552625379617724485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2087180832730422798.post-40766906798438907032009-07-22T19:54:31.687-05:002009-07-22T19:54:31.687-05:00OMG! "her boobs are much closer to her should...OMG! "her boobs are much closer to her shoulders than her elbows!" I just peed all over the chair!!! That is so the PERFECT description of real - motherfied - non plastic surgeon boobs. I love it.<br />Have fun at the Great Wolf Lodge. I took the kids once, 4 years ago, when we were moving. It was a blast!!!CailinMariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02286856318936072850noreply@blogger.com