C-Diddy did NOT come downstairs and announce that he was the strongest person in the house. Big Chocolate did NOT "toss" him a 12 pound medicine ball in response. C-Diddy did NOT catch said medicine ball with his face. Mar-Dub did NOT run straight to my room to tattle on her Daddy.
I did NOT yell at the kids for tracking mud all over the house. I did NOT later find out that the suspect mud was on the bottom of my shoes. At least I did NOT make Mar-Dub clean it up anyway.
I did NOT eat over a dozen cookies this weekend. When Big Chocolate saw me eating the last one, I did NOT inform him that he was giving himself cancer by smoking a cigar so getting fat wasn't so bad.
What did you NOT do this week?
Fat is way better than cancer.
ReplyDeleteI did not eat the better part of a bag of Hersey Kisses in two days. I did not leave dirty dishes in the sink overnight. I did not stay up until 1 a.m. (thank you Herseys!) reading.
ReplyDeleteI did not cheat on my diet at all this week no way !!!
ReplyDeletei'd rather eat a dozen cookies than smoke. at least cookies are delicious.
ReplyDeleteI will take a dozen cookies over a cigar anyday and love it =)
ReplyDeleteI just had peanut butter cookies for dinner. yikes
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