While running errands like a crazy woman this week, I did NOT get to the gas station and have to buy $5 worth of gas because I couldn't find my debit card. I NEVER would have left my debit card in the ATM at the bank. NOT ME.
If I had done such a stupid thing, I would NOT have been brave enough to go back to the bank and tell the teller, "I'm an Ass and I think I left my debit card in the ATM." I do have a little pride left. In the end, I would NOT have been satisfied with the fact that I got my card back and Big Chocolate never has to know as well as excited by the adventure because I had something good for my blog.
At dinner Friday night, the following did not leave my lips: "If you think I'm going to trade 'painful butt sex' for a sun-dried tomato you have lost your mind." That was a friend's description by the way. I wouldn't know. Damn the double negatives here. I really, really wouldn't know that.
Big Chocolate did NOT accuse me of being a slob Saturday for wearing sweatpants and a holy sweatshirt to the movies. I would NEVER leave the house looking like that even if I was only going to be out in public for 3 minutes with the lights on and 2 hours in the dark. I did NOT have to go with the holy sweatshirt because it was the only one I had clean.
I totally agree about the movies... there's only a very short window in which you are actually SEEN. I'm sure no one noticed... now the sun-dried tomato thing is another story. Glad I found your blog!
ReplyDeleteOh. My. God. I had such a horrible Debit Card experience this weekend.. my old one will expire at the end of this month... so I cut it up THEN activated my new one... only my new one will NOT activate...
ReplyDeleteSo after a short stop at the grocery store branch of my bank, they said they cleared it all up - let me pick a new Pin# and all.. told me it worked...
Off to Target I went. Bought a FULL FULL FULL cart - and bingo. Card doesn't work.
Hope your Monday gets loads better :-)
Love your blog AND the title! I'm not a follower!
~Cath
Wow! You went to the movies? I think anyone who knows me would probably be shocked if I just left the house! Sweatpants and a holy shirt would be a given, I think.
ReplyDeleteHope your week gets better!
Thanks for the laugh! Of course I have never done any of those things either! ;)
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This makes me smile. I have never "been the ass" who left her ATM card in the ATM before. :) And sweats to a movie? I can't think of a better way to go!
ReplyDeleteI have never done any of those things! By the way, my 4 year old decided it's "Opposite Day" today. So, you get the drift!
ReplyDeleteThanks for letting us all know we're not alone in doing crazy things on a daily basis. Cheers!
ummmm....I'm telling Richard? Lol - just kidding. Add exploding breastmilk to the front of my ensemble, these days, no matter how often I feed the little one. And you can totally call them yoga pants. It sounds more chic. ;) Mine are still the maternity ones. (note - my baby is 9 months old...) And sometimes - you can totally pull something out of the laundry basket and wear it two days in a row, without your husband noticing. Just saying. This means you have to climb laundry mountain that much less frequently.
ReplyDeleteI have had my debit card STOLEN by the ATM machine. Ok, kinda...
ReplyDeleteSee, I couldn't remember my pin number once, so I just kept trying and trying and trying. After the third attempt, the ATM "ate" my card and said I'd have to go inside and prove I was "me" and not a thief to get it back!
Talk about embarassing. I feel your pain!
~Elizabeth
Confessions From A Working Mom