A note from the office vending machine. I am attributing this to my good friend Blinderman until conclusive evidence of her innocence is presented:
Please be advised that the Twix and KitKat selections are not working. Please be aware that there are PMSing women in this building that cannot be held responsible for what happens to your machine if this is not fixed.
Update: Blinderman didn't even know the sign was there at all. I wonder who the resident comedian of the office building is????