Thursday, January 20, 2011

Dear Money Fairy

Dear Money Fairy,

Why when you visit do you take the cash out of my purse? You are supposed to leave money. That's what fairies do.

Now granted you have to get the money that you leave for people somewhere, but might I suggest a job. I mean if this keeps up I am going to have to report you to the IRS for a thorough audit of your books.

Thanks in advance for your consideration of this matter.

Half-Assed Housewife


  1. The money fairly hasn't been leaving anything for me lately either! An audit is certainly needed.

  2. Damn! I have a money fairy too. A thieving, greedy, selfish, nasty money fairy who takes my money and disappears with it. Doesn't seem fair...

  3. Haha. Oh Money Fairy! You haven't been good to me too. I have tried my best to be very good this month but seems like you haven't noticed it. Maybe you could leave some under my pillow tonight? :)

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