Other highlights of our weekend:
- Big Chocolate's friend Gorilla Glued herself to a mirror. What is it with people we know and adhesive? The big guy is grouting and re-caulking our shower tonight, so keep your fingers crossed.
- Same friend's kid who's initials are DIM by the way, farted this morning and asked her why the room stunk.
- Big Chocolate just informed me that he would never wear a thong unless he had to do it to get into heaven because his ass crack is too hairy. He started the discussion by asking if he was gay for staring at the dude in the gym wearing the full body spandex outfit. It was apparently "Mesmerizing".
Sadly this is only about 1/4 of the funny stuff that happened this weekend. I am unwilling to share the rest with my parents though. I really need to start an X rated sister blog that is by invitation only.
When you do, invite me. I want to hear that good stuff
ReplyDeleteDon't leave me out of that invitation only blog! I don't want to miss a thing!
ReplyDeleteAlthough you might ban me from this site...can i be included in teh x rated version as well?????
ReplyDeleteGo ahead and make fun of him, I told him anyway. I think I will need a second level and have a XXX rated version that blocks ANYONE I actually know. Believe it or not, there is some stuff I am unwilling to confess to even you!
ReplyDeletesee, now you are ruining my fun, not fair. It is so much fun to see him "blush"...and as for the confessions, i think i have heard enough for me to be ok with not knowing the rest! Sometimes it scares me!
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