Sunday, February 28, 2010

Not Me Monday: Not My Kitchen

Friday night while putting up the clean dishes, my daughter did not knock a 2 liter of soda on to the floor. The lid was not loose on this two liter causing it to spray all over the room.

My daughter did not take one for the team and jump down on the floor with it spraying her in the face while she tried to get the lid back on tight.

No not her. Not in my kitchen. Not all over my dishwasher full of clean dishes. Not all over the cabinets either. Definitely not inside of the cabinets. Do you have any idea how much water I mean Diet Dr. Pepper Pressure it would take for it to spray up and into a closed cabinet? I am pretty sure that did not happen because it would seemingly defy a few laws of physics.

It did not take several bath towels to wipe up the mess. I sure as heck did not say at least it was Diet Dr. Pepper instead of real Dr. Pepper so it could not get sticky and actually require mopping. That would have been lazy of me not to mop after such a huge mess.

11 comments:

  1. Oh, bummer. Dr. Pepper is my favorite, but it has to be diet, caffeine-free, which I can hardly ever find!

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  2. this has NOT happened to me a couple of times. have a good...and clean monday :)

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  3. This happens a lot to us - we have parties and the 2 liters always spew everywhere when they are first opened - soaking the person that was thirsty.

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  4. That is too funny. Your daughter is brave. Hope the stickiness is all cleaned up!

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  5. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! This is hySTERICAL!!!! I could TOTALLY see this happening in my future! HAHAHAHAHAHHA

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  6. Just found your blog & following now! That stinks when that happens. I dropped a Dr. Pepper can and had it explode in my pantry before. Wet & sticky food! Good times!

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  7. Oh! I bet that was a horrible mess to clean up...and all over the clean dishes too:( I think the only thing worse the a sode to spill is syrup!

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  8. That is too funny!!! I am soooo glad it didn't happen to ME!!!

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  9. LOL.. I can total see this happening at my house.. 4 kids, 2 dogs, 3 cats, and a rabbit.. something is bound to hit the floor spraying ..

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  10. oh my goodness gracious! i forsee that happening when the kids learn to get the tops off.

    im sorry you DIDNT have to go through that. hahah

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  11. Oh my this has *never* happened to me, and I am glad it *didn't* happen at your place =P

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